What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.