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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood