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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast