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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.