Mourn Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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I have a cream.

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You suffer from pickled hearing!

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

How do you know a girl is into you?

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!