What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?

Catsup!

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.