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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.