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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow