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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.