How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood