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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one