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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.