How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."