How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.