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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!