How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a Volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a Volkswagen.

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.