How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.