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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

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Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.