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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.