How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift