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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.