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What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!