What do you call an elephant that flies?

A jumbo jet!

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.