What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.