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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!