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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.