What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!