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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades?

Honor roll.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.