What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.