What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.