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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!