What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

Credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.