What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.