What do you call a man with no arms and...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Who's there! Butch! Butch who?

Butch your arms around me!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?