What do you call a man with no arms and...

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?