What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.