What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets?

Max

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Where did bob go during the explosion?

Everywhere.......

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.