What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob