What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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What's your blud type bob?

Typo

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.