What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.