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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.