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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.