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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!