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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon