What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.