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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

Ptera Don

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!