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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.