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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.