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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!