What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon