What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.