What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon