What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.