Wiener Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!