What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.