What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!