What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!