What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.