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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.