What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines?

A halloweener

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.