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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.