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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon