What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How about a private dance "Okay let's go" *heads to private room* "You ready?

Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.