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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon