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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.