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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.