What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!