What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.