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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!