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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head?

When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up