How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

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What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella