How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!