How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.