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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000