How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!