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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist