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What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam