What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.