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What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees