When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Butcher Shop Jokes More Butcher Shop Jokes

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.