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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

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How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.