When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?