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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

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Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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It gets toad away.

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Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

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Do you sell flip-flips?

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Whats in the middle of girl's leg?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

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Their knee.

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He wanted to go to high school.

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It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.