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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?