When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Who's there! Courtney Pine! Courtney Pine who?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one!

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?