When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?