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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.