Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.