Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

Pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.