If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
He was kinda flakey
He never mentions "on the other hand"
In a joint account
Via sticky notes
A good start!
Nostalgia
It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
No strings attached
Because it is sticky.