Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!