Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!