Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Why should you never trust atoms?

They make up everything.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.