If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because they are always lion
Because it might be a *sham*
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
To see if there was any more money in the kitty!
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
They get sent to the pen.
They're writing their last will and testament.
He got too attached to his work.
No strings attached
