Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick