Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Because they are always up to something.

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He wanted cold hard cash!

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Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.