What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Who's there! Bull! Bull who?

Bull the chain when your done!

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

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Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.