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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.