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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!