What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!