What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

A chain saw has a dynamic range.

What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!