What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...