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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Alice Jokes More Alice Jokes

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!