What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

What is true and false at the same time?

This

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

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Who's there! Alice! Alice who?

Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me!

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.