Debt Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!