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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.