The bond market crashed.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Bro, mine
They barium.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
He could not hit any of the ketones.
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
The chemist may frown.
Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Nitrogen Monoxide
You Barium.
Pu
You barium
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
Oxidants happen,
They drop acid of course
HeHe
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
Avogadros
Because noble gases are nonreactive.
He couldn't stop dropping the base!
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
You Barium
He ate a Pb and J sandwich.
Barium
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Drop the base.
Because the reaction could be explosive.
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!
We barium.
Because they have so much Antimony!
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!
The people of Ferguson.
I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
A full set of teeth
20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
He heard the food was a mess.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
They only had 4 cars.
Don't glaze me, bro
Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong