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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized