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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized