How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized