How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".