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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.