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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

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When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'