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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain