How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup