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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom