How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

By the buckle print on her forehead.

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What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it?

Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent