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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what