How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.