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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.