How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.