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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What economic theory opposes manscaping?

Laissez-fur!