How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!