How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

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How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard