Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Because they like being amoosed!
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
Because there were too many rulers in school!
He doesn't have a web he had a website!
You don't, they're already spotted!
