How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?

She's the one with dirty knees.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard