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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution.

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.