Because she was drinking on the job.
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
Because proper tea is theft.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
She threw away all of the W's.
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
He never delivered.
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest
