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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job