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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Sperm Bank Jokes More Sperm Bank Jokes

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.