Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

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What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

Sperm Bank Jokes More Sperm Bank Jokes

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest