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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Toes go in first!

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A pot roast

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest