What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23