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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!