What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.