What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.