What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.