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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.