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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical