What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.