What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.