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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers