Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

Why don't you trust me?

She texted both the guys simultaneously.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty.

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry!

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.