Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.