Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
A meander-thal!
Four guys watching a baseball game.
A Gladiator
A brazillion!
A bearded collie!
The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
