Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

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What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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Lily!

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich