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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.