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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.