Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany