Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany