Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.