Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.