Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD?

Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.