Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

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Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)