Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."