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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What did Bill Gates say to Steve Jobs?

Your products are fruity.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."