What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong