What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What do Jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong