What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove