What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.