What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's worse than one bee?

Two bees. What's worse that two bees? Three bees. What's worse than three bees? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Four bees.

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer