What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!