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What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.