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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!