What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.