What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

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Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.