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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.