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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.