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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!