Buzz Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

Alright, let's get down to beeswax!

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Public Transport Jokes More Public Transport Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Level Jokes More Level Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Neil Jokes More Neil Jokes

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.