Buzz Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney?

You're too young to be smoking!

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What's a bee-line?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops!

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!