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Buzz Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What buzzes is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?

A bee in a submarine!

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet?

A bee is an aeroplane!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?

A Space Invader.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

School Jokes More School Jokes

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Public Transport Jokes More Public Transport Jokes

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.