Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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What do you call a fight between film actors?

Star Wars!

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.