Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!