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Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!