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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

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What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

Where do onions fight?

In the onion ring!