Opinions!
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
Shallots
In the onion ring!
An onion
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.
Onion rings.
They are both whitish and have layers
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Teargas
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
An onion.
Tear gas.
They pilaf. I'll show my way out
In thier archives.
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
I cry when I chop an onion.
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion
My mother.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!
A year in prison if there's any justice.
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A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Because he was soda-pressing
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
A poodull
No tomatoes.
To-mate-toes!
A battery has a positive side.
They don't have wives
