Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill