What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a twitching cow?

Beef Jerky

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What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up?

A waterfell.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.