Parkinson Jokes

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.