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Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.