Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

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How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.