What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

An ill-eagle immigrant

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!