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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!