What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.