What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!