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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's big grey and flies straight up?

An elecopter!

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!