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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does Wonder Woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History