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How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.