How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?

Electro

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power?

This isn't just a campaign, this is a political